Goddamit red.

Today I delivered some of my steam based gifts to various gaming friends...
Most people replied with a simple 'thank-you' or :D <3
But not red.

I went away to consume my afternoons sausage roll and tea, and came back to this:

WTF? 6 new invites / comments???
I was pretty excited thinking that erryone had been awesome and left nice christmas and new year messages on my profile page...
How very, very wrong I was...

Click it.
6 new gifts.
Wat.

Ok.
Click to open.

As it turns out, Red decided that the appropriate response to such a gift would be to promptly purchase every goddam. butterfly / glitter / pony / unicorn / rat / death / graveyard related game in the universe.

Well 6 of them anyway.
And send them all with the same ridiculous message:

The graveyard particulary confused me as it didnt exactly fit with any other theme present in the set.

This seemed like a game title that was blatantly obvious. All rats are evil. All rats are bad. I cant even begin to fathom how they have made a game about this.

Ok. So. For my birthday Red got me some other ridiculous horse game and project run-way. Despite some initial resistance to project-runway I have come to cherish and love the game. So im pretty excited for this. Unicorns and rainbows. awww ye. 

How is this a thing that exists?

If the above thing is dubious in its ability to qualify as a game, I am truly at a loss as to how this could even have been conceptualised. 

Fruit. Flora. I. Dont. Even

So anyway. 

Uhh

Thanks Red. 

You never cease to amuse and amaze me with your ability to find the most ridiculous and bizzare games.

If only the graveyard had multiplayer. Could totes jam that all night together. 

Game reviews of each of these outstanding games to follow.